May 31, 2005

Bout Time

So I'm bad at this blog thing.

I always have stuff to say, its just a matter of sitting down and saying it.

i spent some time in jail recently, that was fun.

So i get picked up on an FTA warrant for OUMV. I didn't have the bond money on me, and Kelly was being a beotch so she wouldn't get it for me. Got to meet some pretty fucking stupid people.

One kid got picked up because he locked himself in a cop car that was trying to bust a party and he was too drunk to know what he was doing. Did I mention there wasn't even a cop in sight when he did that? Yeah... kinda slow. kid was 16 years old and had a 5100 dollar bond.

Another kid was in there for totally fucking up sugar creek. He drove like 4 or 5 golf carts into the lake, did donuts on the green, tore up memorials for people that had died... and so on and so forth. Fucking moron's gonna be locked up for 2 years. He's 17.

This other kid "Swamp thing" was drunk at a party and started throwing bricks at a cop car. They saw him, he ran, and tried to hide in a swamp. He was soaked from the chest down, smelled like sewage, and had only one shoe. Somehow he got away with only underage drinking charges. He was 18.

Another kid and his friend got arrested for selling weed to each other in a church parking lot. an ounce and a half is good for a 25,000 dollar bond I guess. Good for him! Also 17.

The other winner got picked up because he dropped a bag of herion on the ground at white hen. Guess who was getting their donuts at 1am? Nuff.said.

I love jail. I wish i could live there. The scrambled eggs are so much brighter and yellower there.... the orange flavored drink is sweetened with molasses, and the white bread tastes better than 2 week old aldi hamburger buns.

Posted by blind487 at May 31, 2005 10:38 PM

why were you in jail?

Posted by: jen at June 1, 2005 6:22 PM

Yeah, what's an OUMV?

Orally Using Mouse Vaccine?

Posted by: mallio at June 1, 2005 9:33 PM
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